Ariel: Daddy, is Mas Salamat captured yet?
Me: Yes, Honey. They caught him in Malaysia.
Ariel: Huh? How did he go to Malaysia? Mas Salamat got a car?
Me: No, Honey. He swam across to Malaysia.
Ariel: *eyes big and amazed* Dun bluff me….
Me: Never bluff you, Ariel. Really. He swam across to Malaysia.
Ariel: How? Theres no swimming pool? (Ariel goes for weekly swimming lessons at the Seng kang pool, and the thought of swimming in the sea never occured to her)
Me: 0_o Pffhhttt……